The Queen Green Machine, The J-Wagon, the People’s Champ, The Real Crowd Pleaser, the…. okok you get the picture 😌😝

Story time, you say? Why, LET’S!

So your girl has picked up new wheels – one of the acquisitions I’ve been most keen to acquire – & she is BAD. ASS. The infamous Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sahara.

I came up with 3 name options which were Dollar Belle(play on Dolla Bill), Poison Ivy & Yoshi.

Loved Poison Ivy. It was winning. Yoshi was super dope too not fun-girl enough for me so my niece Makinley said “name her Yoshi Doll, then!” Mmk PERIODT! 😎😍❤️

So let’s take it back. Lately, I can’t much be bothered to shop hard or haggle. It gets overwhelming fast bc I can see something rated 4.5 out of 5 stars and I will still click the reviews and read the most negative ones first then end up with nothing after wasting literal DAYS.

I currently don’t even have a pressure cooker for this reason after my last one finally went kaput & I recently took wayyy too long finding a new office chair.

I got tired of looking for dealerships with Jeeps that had the specs I wanted and decided to get one custom made but was in for a rude awakening when I was told they’re no longer taking custom orders for 2023s and are now doing 2024s.

I obviously looked up the 2024s and not sure how I feel about the new grill.